Yes, I’ll be doing another episode liveblog for this episode. I am so ridiculously excited that you guys have no idea!
“We make deals with conmen.”
LOL YES YOU DO.
That’s Neal’s guilty face, right there. That’s what that is. And of course that’s what you want to see and
“I’m Cary Grant?”
PETER AND NEAL I LOVE YOU.
How about we don’t go visit the douchebag in prison, yeah?
I’m going to kick you in your little orange clad pants.
LOL PETER WINS AT LIFE. HE SNUFFED THAT CIGAR RIGHT OUT. Fed = win.
“It’s always a pleasure seeing you behind bars.”
LOL NEAL.
Nobody wants you to work with them. You need to go away and fall in a hole and die. Does that sound good? Yeah, I think it does. Also, earlier this season, even, this wouldn’t’ even be possible. There’s so much more trust between the two of them now.
And I’m guessing Neal doesn’t like visiting prisons. Personal canon for the win, guys.
Don’t tell Neal to relax. Don’t even.
No ongoing relationship will be made unless it involves you in peicse in his freezer.
Aw, Neal’s face when he said he’d do what he could. It was like, “NO YOURE MINE OKAY?”
“Okay, Neal, time to go.”
That sounded like a dad talking to his son. Which, quite obviously, it was.
I’ll have everyone know I’m sitting here and grinning like a mofo when I should be doing my philosophy homework and possibly reading Frankenstein. And that next week I’ll be having to escape from the two CIs of my own, which means I should probably do my damn paper early.
BUT DO YOU SEE ME BEING BOVVERED? OH? NO. GOOD.
Heee, El is there. I like when el is there. El wins the world.
Awww, Peter made a mistake and El doesn’t care because they’re the most adorable relationship ever. Omg, isn’t she just adorable?!
“Yes you are and you’re going to hold onto it all day.”
AND NOW THEYRE FIGHTING. Guys, come on.
Guys, don’t fight, please? You’re going to regret it later. And I just realised I’m displacing my own emotions at my parents on them and wishing they were my mother and father and that needs to stop right the fuck now.
“What about … Kate.”
As predicted, I get IM from devil that says “kateeeeee.”
(Don’t loo k at me like that. I know you like the back of my hand. And now you’re going to tell me “NO DON’T MOVE ON. “or “lies”. That, too.)
Jason Lang is ugly.
/simple statements
Peter looks quite adorable today.
And their fight is still bothering me. Come on, honey, why did you have to push her? That wasn’t fair. It’s okay, she can cry on Neal’s shoulder.
“Oh, that’s not funny!”
‘I remember your prison cell. Nooo cigars.”
“He had a tiffany lamp…”
“So did my mom!”
“So did my mom!”
He said Elizabeth instead of El. That bothers me. It means theyre mad.
“Maybe she finds your forgetfulness endearing!”
“I didn’t call her hon.”
“Have you ever seen an actual fight…?”
THIS IS ADORABLE. LOVE YOU HON. I CANT. OMG. ITS SO ADORABLE. THIS ISO ADORABLE. BUT HE DIDN’T SAY IT AND GOD THAT’S GOING TO …
And Neal gives relationship advice and watch, he’s never going to get to make that call.
He stuck the badge in front of – why does that guy look so familiar? He frightens me a bit.
Neal is ogling the blonde, who we shall now on call Abby. For reasons known to me.
I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOUR TECHNICAL TALK BUT THAT’S OKAY CAUSE YOURE PRETTY.
Hollograms. I know that word!
And hes going to run and Peter … no, do NOT stay there.
“Okay.”
And of course he doesn’t. GO AFTER HIM, NEAL. GO. AFTER. HIM. OR ELSE.
Neal, where the hell are you going?!
Shit shit shit shit.
Neal’s following him.
TELL ME EL IS GOING TO CALL Him. TELL ME ITS GOING TO BE EL.
NO, not El. Not El. But sd.kfjsdlfkmsdl;cksmdofijsdfpcsdf.
LA LA LA LA. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB WHOSE FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW.
Peter is in a jail cell type thing. I know somewhere, a girl, called E.T., who is smirking.
“You’re not wearing a mask and I’m not dead.” LSDFKJSDLFKMSC:OSDMF.
His hair is all ruffled.
I hope he winds up dead. Hope it.
LIKE A BURNING HOPING PASSION.
Neal. Neal, darling. Good boy, Neal. PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE.
No, let’s not go for a walk. Let’s go for a punch in your face, you moron.
“You seem upset, Caffrey.”
NO, REALLY, DOUCHE?
You’ll face dire circumstances from about five hundred thousand fan girls pretty soon.
Come on, don’t. don’t even. ARGH. ARGH ARGH ARGH. YES YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE, KELLER. AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
Neal looks like he’s going to cry. Is El going to – oh, Diana. She’s going to find out.
Aww, her face!
DIANA TRYING TO GRAB THE AIR.
THIS IS 24/7 TILL WE FIND HIM.
Diana should give Neal a hug.
lKSFJSODFS NOBODY CAN KILL PETER.
Well, they’ll run a one man con then.
“A seven foot Russian named Ivan.”
Aww, Neal is going to be under Diana’s watch now. Because everyone knows he’s thinking of doing something stupid.
Is that going to be El?
No, Mozzie. <3
EL. EL. EL. EL. A PISSED OFF EL.
SOMEONE SHOULD HUG HER.
MY HEART IS POUNDING.
El and Neal scene?
He’s not … he IS going to tell her.
Well, what Neal is doing right now is trying onot to cry.
Of course its not – “What do you want me to do?” “Whatever it takes to bring him home.”
“you were the second man.”
“What do you think peter would let me do?”
Of course. Oh, Diana. So much love.
“So you ditched big brother?”
“Sister.”
“Sister.”
LOL.
“Mozz! You’re worried about Peter!”
AWWW.
A. HAMMER. FETISH.
“I used to think one day our kids would play in that playground.”
He was going to PROPOSE. LSDKFJMCOISDFJMSLDKFm. MY HEART.
“But the name Uncle Mozzie…”
YOU HAVE NO IDEA RIGHT NOW.
I’ll have everyone know I’m rocking back and forth.
“No, me! During my blue period.”
‘Are you really willing to give that up for the suit?”
KLSDFJMSDOCKSDF. KEEPING PETER ALIVE.
*cuddles the peter*
EL LEFT THE THINGY ON. THE CLIPY THING. THIS IS WHAT THIS EPISODE HAS LEFT ME WITH: NO VOCABULARY.
“You should stay hydrated.”
And I should rip your gonads off and yell fetch.
Is Elmo a red puppet?
“You’re meeting neal for an exchange.”
YES. BECAUSE NEAL LOVES YOU, OKAY?
Peter, darling, you’re locked in there. Just what do you think youre going to do even if you get those handcuffs open? Just wondering, love.
SUIT. QUARTERLY.
Of course he’s a friend. <3 El and Mozzie are the bestest of friends.
“I don’t know anything and its killing me.”
“Between them and Neal, Peter’s going to be home in time for dinner tonight.”
“Neal’s meeting with the bad guys.”
“Peter and I had a fight this morning…”
<333 Why are they so adorable? I don’t even understand.
“And then she deflated… I’m kidding, go on.”
“We’re not like most couples, Mozz. We work. And I don’t awnt to lose him.”
LSFKJSLDFCMSDF. MY HEART.
Is he giving her an earpiece? Yes, he is.
“You can hear what they hear, when they hear it.”
“Thank you.”
AND HE KISSES HER FOREHEAD.
“Thank you.”
AND HE KISSES HER FOREHEAD.
“I see Peter, you see the ring.”
AND THEN YOU DIE IN SEVEN DAYS. /end of fucking story, guys
Is he going to get to talk to Peter?
Say something about El. Say something about El. OR SOMETHING ABOUT THE TWO OF YOU. WLAKFJSLDF.
Peter, darling, you don’t even wear glasses!
It’s got to spell something. Or something like that.
HE TOLD THEM WHERE HE IS, WATCH.
“What’s the FBI found so far? Ohhh, that’s right!” NEALLLL.
It was totally a code! I KNEW IT.
“Does he know any blind pams?”
“No transfer.” <3
Heya, Jones!
“I don’t know, just do it!”
I have never hated someone as much as I hate Keller.
Shit, shit, shit, shit. Oh, and have I mentioned the word Shit?
C’mon, Jones. MAKE IT OKAY.
LOL BITCH YOU GONNA DIE.
Guh, this flawless show is flawless Which I just typed as showless flaw.
“You’re not driving very green!”
“I feel like I’m stuck inside the giving tree.”
LANG.
“Caffrey! Barrigan! My office.”
OH GO HOME.
Haha he’s making him nervous and DON’T POINT GUNS. Peter, you better get that ring back for Neal.
DON’T GET SHOT. Yes do so there can be h/c.
“secondary support.” Like a bra.
Let’s not give it a try.
HAHA BITCHES WIN. BITCHES LOVE THE FEDS.
At least he’s unconscious now. So Neal and Diana won’t have to deal with him when theyg et there and –
That mannican better not kill him like on SPN.
YES. IN HIS DEFENSE.
“you have my husband on the line! Put her on speaker!”
And Neal is RUNNING THIS BUSINESS.
Neal is going to try to escape for peter. FOR. PETER. LIKE THIS. OMFG SO MUCH LOVE.
It’s got to be that soda can.
“I’m thinking, peter.”
“Think faster.”
“Think faster.”
LSKFJSDOCMSDOFIJSDF.
They’re working together from miles away oh my god my freaking heart.
“Look at you! Improvising without me!”
I like how he did that with a –
“Should?”
“it will.”
“it will.”
AWW HE DOESN’T WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE.
FUCKKK.
“Please, honey, you can do this.”
SHE CALLED HIM HONEY. THAT’S SO HIS WORD NOW.
SLD:KFMJSDOFSDMF.
MY HEART. MY FUCKING HEART.
OH, EL.
“Jones, it’s me!”
Heee. <3
AWWW THEYRE HUGGING OMFG. OMFG. OMFG. <3
HE GAVE HIM THE RING BACK. GAVE IT BACK.
GIVE IT BACK. C’MON.
“What?”
And he shakes his head.
THIS IS WIN.
THIS IS SUCH A – ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
DLFKSMDFOSDFJMSDLF.
“Hey, hun.”
MY HEART. MY FUCKING HEART.
“I’m gonna find you, Keller.”
“You’re starting to sound like a lawman.”
DO YOU SEE HIM BOVVERED?
Nealll, don’t even think about it.
LSDKFMSDMOLCMSDF.
OMG THEYRE SWITCHING PLACES.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.
THEYRE SWITCHING PLACES.
WHAT. I DON’T LIKE THIS GUN SHOT FUCKING BUSINESS, NO FUCKS.
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